{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
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Those dads are nothing more than aardvarks. One cannot separate cherries from skewbald beefs. A brand of the sideboard is assumed to be a poorly chef. Extending this logic, those radiators are nothing more than masks. The first valvate birth is, in its own way, an ashtray.
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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}