{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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Suffolk County Almshouse Barn is a historic hay and livestock barn located at Yaphank in Suffolk County, New York. It was built in 1871 and the large multi-story barn has a broad gable roof and wood shingle sheathing. It is the only extant structure from the Suffolk County Almshouse.
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