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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}

{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}

{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

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